so… what happened to your real parents?
so you’re like, practically an orphan
were you like one of those african babies with flies on your face?
you must be prolife
who’s that white guy you’re always with?
so is he like your step-father or your father father?
wait, was your real father even in the picture when you were born?
was your real mom on drugs?
I just don’t think I could ever give up my baby
you must feel so grateful your didn’t grow up in the ghetto
wait, if I come over, are there gonna be white people at your house?
so… your family is kinda like the Obamas
wait, if I come over are there gonna be black people at your house?
wow, your family sounds so…interesting
I wish I had two moms
you must get sad sometimes
is that your real name, like from your real mom
i’m confused, did you even know your real parents?
were you like in an orphanage for awhile?
you’re so lucky your mom didn’t have an abortion
are you in love with Brangelina’s family or what!
your family is just like a rainbow, so cute!
so did they like, find you in a dumpster?
I wish I had a black sister
you talk just like a white girl
you’re like the whitest black girl I know
how cute is Sandra Bullock’s son?
so like, do you ever think about finding your real mom?
you should go on Oprah and ask her to help, I’d watch that episode
do you even know your real mom’s name, wait aren’t you named after her?
don’t worry, when I met you I couldn’t even tell you were adopted
your family sounds so …lively
do you like LOVE that you’re family is so unique?
do you just feel so lucky sometimes, I mean who knows where you could have ended up
I think I want to adopt, you know there are just so many unwanted children out there
i’ll probably adopt a baby of every race, to be fair you know
i really like that you’re not like, stereotypically black
are you afraid of people leaving you?
you’re like, not that fucked up for an adopted kid
hahaha we are hilarious. people are dumb.